True Love is like a pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Q: Do u know y in a couple’s photo
Man is on d right side & woman on d left.
A: Coz as per balance sheet, Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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Always REMEMBER one thing “Life with out Friendship is like Sky Without Sun…………….. But Life without a good Friend is like body without Soul.

NOW

U look sweet when u read my Mail.
U look sweeter when u read my Mail & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my Mail, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

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